1. The 17 day Chicken & Yogurt Diet
2. The Leek & Onion Soup Diet
3. The High Protien Diet aka The Bacon, Chicken, & Egg Only Diet
4. The No Flour No Sugar Diet
or the infamous -
5. The Raw Diet
As with all of them I never lost much weight. Not because they didn't work but because I have a serious issue called "ZERO WILLPOWER". I am a slave to cake as much as I am to love...it is my enemy and my best friend - all rolled into one delicous pan and topped with a light and airy buttercream...aahhh!
Back to my dieting - This week I started something I knew I could commit to; A Ten Day Shakeology Challenge. After all 10 days is just 10 days...hmph, well today is Day 3 and i'm ready to scream. I want cake, I want pie, I want anything solid that doesn't sip through a straw!!! The shakes are amazing, they are chocolatey, and they do fill me up...but I just need some sustinance in the form of a pastry!
Our fridge is filled with fruits and veggies, skinless chicken breast, and whole grain oats...Tad is starving and I swear my stomach has eaten itself, now if it would just eat my ass too...As we all know, dieting it is always accompanied by crazy, violent, irrational mood swings (what's new right?)...maybe it's the lack of fats and goody-oody carbs, or maybe it's our
Only seven more days to go, we will see if Tad survives or if I kill him...at this point i'm willing to watch him ride off into the sunset with some skinny girl...just as long as he leaves behind the cookies.
For your viewing pleasure... |
I'm making these next month... |
Counts as a serving of fruit right? |