Charlie Wars...

For all of you who missed mine and Mary Susan's famous Charlie Sheen Facebook War the other night, here it is...

Mary-Susan Milam:  If Charlie Sheen was a color , He'd be Charlie Green...

Kris Hopkins: If Charlie Sheen were a cologne he would smell like gin and prostitute


Mary-Susan Milam: If Charlie Sheen was still in high school, he would be Charlie Teen.


Kris Hopkins: If he were a soup he would be Charlie Bean
 
Mary-Susan Milam:  If Charlie Sheen were a detergent, he would be Charlie Clean


Lindsey Monie If he were an organ, he'd be Charlie Spleen.



Mary-Susan Milam: If he was in Inception, he would be Charlie Dream
OH!

Kris Hopkins If he was in Twilight he'd be Charlie Team!! BEAT THAT

Mary-Susan Milam if Charlie Sheen was a furniture polish, he'd be Charlie Sheen!
SNAP
Lindsey Monie If he were a body of water, he'd be Charlie Stream.

Kris Hopkins:  If he was a robot he'd be a Charlie-chine...(pronounced like machine)



Mary-Susan Milam: If Charlie Sheen was in the armed forces, he'd be Charlie Marine.


Lindsey Monie: If he protected you from the sun, he'd be Charlie Screen.


Mary-Susan Milam: If Charlie Sheen was a peanut he would be Charlie Brown

Kris Hopkins If he was a protien powder he'd be Charlie Lean



Mary-Susan Milam If he was overly intelligent, he'd be charlie keen

Kris Hopkins: If he were gay he'd be Charlie Queen


Mary-Susan Milam:  If Charlie Sheen held your clothes together, he'd be Charlie Seem.

Kris Hopkins:  If Charlie Sheen held my clothes together we'd be in trouble.  Last one -  IF Charlie Sheen were a lubricant he'd be Charlie Cream....you will never beat that one!!!! .

I thought all of this was hilarious at the time...not sure if it was the bottle glass of wine at dinner or the fact that this was my only interaction with humans in the past week.  Needless to say, when I read these out loud to Tad the next day he didn't laugh...

Good news is I received 19 "likes" from numerous 16 year olds as well as three new friend request that night...at least someone thinks I'm funny...maybe I'm not as old as I think!